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Let Manly Man Co. take the heat from Dad if you have left Father’s Day until the last minute.  Add to any gift, with your choice of alibi:

• Drug Sniffing Dog:  It was intercepted by a drug-sniffing dog who ate it…. so we had to make another.

• Murder Hornets:  Murder hornets and train derailments caused some unforeseen delays.

• The Mailman: We gave it to the mailman (Steve), he thought it was a gift for him and ate it…. so we had to make another.

• Extra Manly: We spent some additional time making it ‘extra manly for you,’ and that (of course) takes a few more days.

• Pigeons: Turns out carrier pigeons are not as reliable as they used to be, which burned a few days before we tried using FedEx.

• Ice Storm: The record-setting ice storm in the Midwest this week got in the way.

• Hide & Seek: Adam from our shipping team was playing hide and seek with your package, and we couldn’t find it for a few days.

• Calendar Prank: Someone keeps pranking us by changing the dates on our calendars, so everything is late now. We think it’s Adam from the warehouse.

• Shipping Delay: Unforeseen national shipping delays delayed it several days.

• Your alibi will be printed as:
  
  Sorry [RECIPIENT FIRST NAME], It’s totally our fault; your package is arriving late. [CUSTOMER FIRST NAME] reserved your [OCCASION] gift months ago. But [ALIBI]